!You want web hosting? GTFO!
What are you still doing here? In case you weren't aware, GTFO stands for Get The Fuck Out. What, you weren't expecting this kind of thing from us? You're probably looking for the OLD Simplexity Network. Well, we closed that bitch for a reason and now we run things a little differently. "Different, how," you ask? Fuck you, that's how. Yeah, we might host for others, but the moment you ask us it's game over.
"How do I get hosted by you guys, then?" What, you think we have the application process written down or something? You think we're still running this thing like it's all professional and shit, don't you? Here's the deal: we run this server at OUR discretion. Anything anyone uploads to it is subject to deletion, modification, rape, etc. If we deem you worthy, you may be offered some space and a way to access it. Hell, if we're having a good day, we may even throw in a subdomain. From now on, we get to decide who we offer hosting to. As for any projects we might have, any of note will be linked to here, and may or may not be actually associated with the Simplexity name.
Alphex Website Manager [Website]
Currently undergoing (another) rewrite.
AWM is a content management system (CMS) we are developing. It is written in PHP and is designed to be a completely open, modular system; virtually any PHP script can easily be adapted into an AWM component.
Keasy [Website]
I think Keasy is a pretty cool guy. Eh automates input and doesn't afraid of anything. [ ? ]
Keasy is a Windows program meant for the purpose of automating common computing tasks at the press of a keystroke. Keasy can handle many hotkeys at once, and all settings are stored in easy-to-read standard format INI files.
The OLD Simplexity Network [Website]
Kept online strictly for archival purposes.
Staff Members
Contact information will no longer be posted here. As they say: "Don't call us, we'll call you."